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Ironing Cam FAQ

Q. - What is the purpose of The Amazing Ironing Cam ?

A. - To bring all the people of the world together one crease at a time :)

Q. - When can we see Live Action Ironing ?

A. - There are several people with "Ironing Board Access", all of whom work varied hours. So Ironing can happen almost anytime of the day or night. Stay Tuned...

Q. - What is your Iron of Choice ?

A. - Black and Decker "PRO-FINISH 714"

Argh Argh Arr !! It's the Real Man's Iron.

Q. - And your favorite starch ?

A. - We use Niagara HEAVY Spray Starch, manufactured and distributed by the probably evil multi-national Best Foods Corporation. Which is itself owned by the probably evil-er more multi-national CPC Industries.

Q. - Light or Heavy Starch ?

A. - Depends. On dress and work shirts, very heavy (even double starch). On trousers and casual shirts, light to none.

Q. - Steam or no steam ?

A. - What a stupid question! Who Are These People? Where's my publicist?

Q. - Do you have a dream ?

A. - Yes. I have a Dream, I want to build a worldwide network of Starch-n-Sit Laundromats where people everywhere can come, iron, drink coffee and meet interesting people while sharing laundry tips.

Q. - What blocks the path to your dream ?

A. - Everyone knows the IFI (International Fabricare Institute) and NCA International will stop at nothing to promote their non-ironing utopia. Someone needs to take a stand.

Q. - Aren't you a bit obsessed ?

A. - No.

Q. - Is there ever anything other than Ironing on cam ?

A. - If you're looking for nude ironing, get professional help !! We would never do anything to degrade the fine art of Ironing.

BUT, If you're interested modeling ?? Email here (shhh)

Q. - Is there a link between Ironing, Alien Abduction, the JFK Assassination and the melting of the Polar Ice Cap ?

A. - Have you ever seen Oliver Stone in a wrinkled shirt ? Open your eyes !! Don't believe the media hype !!! Save yourself, SAVE YOUR FAMILY!!

IRON DAMMIT !! IRON !!!


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Ironing Lore & Fable :

Yes Virginia, there are other Ironing Places on the Internet (who knows why?)

Antique Ironing

People have been fighting the evil wrinkle since the beginning of civilization. These nice folks from "Down Under" have the Irons to prove it!!

 

Louis Léopold Boilly's "Young Woman Ironing"

The fine art of ironing is actually fine art!! See the real thing at Boston's Museum of Fine Arts.

 

Ironing Performance ART ?!?!?!?

HA!! I wonder where these Geniuses got their idea?? Hmmmm? I hope they didn't win any awards!! I demand an apology!! I'll sue I tell you, SUE !!!

 

 

Ironing Lit 101- Poems and Essays on Ironing

 

"How to Iron A Shirt" by Phyllis Uppman

 

"Ironing Day" by Alcia Fears Pepper

 

"The Flight" by anonymous

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. She starts screaming and she stands up in the front of the plane.  "I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane that can make me feel like a WOMAN??!"

For a moment there is absolute silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted and stunned, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a mysterious man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman,"  he says. 

He is gorgeous! Tall, built, with long, flowing, black hair, jet black eyes,and a beautiful tan, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches.  He removes his shirt.  Muscles ripple across his bulging chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this !!"

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