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Ironing Cam FAQ
Q. - What is the purpose of The
Amazing Ironing Cam ?
A. - To bring all the people of the
world together one crease at a time :)
Q. - When can we see Live Action
Ironing ?
A. - There are several people with
"Ironing Board Access", all of whom work varied hours. So Ironing can happen
almost anytime of the day or night. Stay Tuned...
Q. - What is your Iron of Choice ?
A. - Black and Decker "PRO-FINISH
714"
Argh Argh Arr !! It's the Real Man's Iron.
Q. - And your favorite starch ?
A. - We use Niagara HEAVY Spray Starch,
manufactured and distributed by the probably evil multi-national Best Foods Corporation. Which
is itself owned by the probably evil-er more multi-national CPC Industries.
Q. - Light or Heavy Starch ?
A. - Depends. On dress and work shirts,
very heavy (even double starch). On trousers and casual shirts, light to none.
Q. - Steam or no steam ?
A. - What a stupid question! Who Are
These People? Where's my publicist?
Q. - Do you have a dream ?
A. - Yes. I have a Dream, I want to
build a worldwide network of Starch-n-Sit Laundromats where people everywhere can come,
iron, drink coffee and meet interesting people while sharing laundry tips.
Q. - What blocks the path to
your dream ?
A. - Everyone knows the IFI (International Fabricare Institute) and NCA International
will stop at nothing to promote their non-ironing utopia. Someone needs to take a stand.
Q. - Aren't you a bit obsessed ?
A. - No.
Q. - Is there ever anything other than Ironing on
cam ?
A. - If you're looking for nude ironing,
get professional help !! We would never do anything to degrade the fine art of Ironing.
BUT, If you're interested modeling ?? Email here
(shhh)
Q. - Is there a link between Ironing, Alien
Abduction, the JFK Assassination and the melting of the Polar Ice Cap ?
A. - Have you ever seen
Oliver Stone in a wrinkled shirt ? Open your eyes !! Don't believe the media hype !!! Save
yourself, SAVE YOUR FAMILY!!
IRON DAMMIT !! IRON !!!
Mr. Potatohead
Ironing Lore & Fable :
Yes Virginia, there are other Ironing Places on
the Internet (who knows why?)
Antique
Ironing
People have been fighting the evil wrinkle since the beginning of
civilization. These nice folks from "Down Under" have the Irons to prove it!!
Louis Léopold Boilly's "Young Woman Ironing"
The fine art of ironing is actually fine art!! See the real thing
at Boston's Museum of Fine Arts.
Ironing Performance ART ?!?!?!?
HA!! I wonder where these Geniuses got their idea?? Hmmmm? I hope
they didn't win any awards!! I demand an apology!! I'll sue I tell you, SUE !!!
Ironing Lit 101- Poems and Essays on Ironing
"How
to Iron A Shirt" by Phyllis Uppman
"Ironing
Day" by Alcia Fears Pepper
"The Flight" by anonymous
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by
lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. She starts screaming and she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to
be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane that can make me feel like a WOMAN??!"
For a moment there is absolute silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril, and they all stare, riveted and stunned, at the desperate woman in the
front of the plane. Then, a mysterious man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I
can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He is gorgeous! Tall, built, with long, flowing, black hair, jet
black eyes,and a beautiful tan, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation
as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his
bulging chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling
woman, and whispers:
"Iron this !!"
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